April 2, 2008

I just read through the msnbc piece on “Congress Questions Big Oil’s big profits” and it was, at least in a sense, heartening which was a nice suprise.  It was somewhat uplifting because it shows that Congress is actually getting involved and calling Big Oil to accountability.  Congress is actually doing something that has legitimate potential to positively affect average Americans!  A novel idea in our day. 

 One of the oil company executives made a futile if not devious attempt to deflect blame for the estimated 100 billion in record profits, just last year, saying that the industry is cylical and that high profits years are a market necessity to offset low profit years.  The minor problem with his statement is that it’s got nothing to do with reality.  He’d (John Hofmeister, Pres of Shell Oil) made that statement in Nov 2005 when oil was only $60 a barrel.  Today it closed on the NYSE at $100. 

Americans are responding though.  Hundreds of truckers went on strike accross the nation to protest rising fuel costs and our Congressional representatives at the hearing did an admirable job of attacking Big Oil’s reps considerably; “On April Fool’s Day, the biggest joke of all is being played on American families by Big Oil,” said Rep. Edward Markey, D-Mass., as he opened the hearing.  Ultimately however, whatever the outcome of the hearing, has yet to be determined and a long road it may well be.  However effective the outcome, still up in the air.  Propsals for tax cuts and increased spending on alternative energy sources development, to which Exxon Mobil spends a paultry 100 million while having earned over 40 billion last year, were at least put on the table.  Whether anything was done with them I’m certainly as of yet aware.  

 These facts are sad and can lead to another more disheartening conclusion all together, namely, given the chaos engulfing our world, and our near helpless position to do much about it* (insert jumbo sized grain of salt), is it perhaps not better to lead our lives with blinders on?  Simply do whatever it is that is best for ourselves and let the world crumble on its merry way?  The haunting notion I’m left feeling is that that road will take us to an ugly, beaten place.  A life where we’re too stupid and/or lazy to realize how bad we have it and a lost memory of what we’ve given up. 

Big Bro Speeding at Cha’

April 1, 2008

Blog Me? BLOG YOU!

ANGRHEY! Is what we should all be. I ain’t talking because of traffic, the rain, or because you stubbed your toe. I’m talking about the world we live in and the prison planet its becoming. By the way, G.Dubbya B, you are definitely one the S.O.B.’s to blame and consider that official presidential business. Everywhere you go and everything you do is restricted. I can’t post simple blogs without them being sanctioned or “reviewed”. WTF is this? Exactly what is so offensive about my blogging a and b, what the BLANK gives these clowns the right to even sensor it? What are they, the Fed reserve? Listen to me, you Eblogger Basses, STAY OUtTA my intellectual neighbahood, you understand that? undastand that? Cuz’ its the only time I’m telling you. Just shut your fach, and be glad I’m using your punk site to being with. Maybe that’s what’s missing from the E-universe, E-battling, so I could roll up up on E-blog sentinels and lop their blanking heads off where they stand. Ah, the middle ages were a better day. Ok. maybe not so much but man, wouldn’t it be great to lop a head or two off with ruthless impunity. Watch, I’ll probably go to the e-clink for that one. Accordingly, let me issue the following disclaimer to the E-sentinels looming over my web shoulder: it’s a JOKE you mo’s!
Menacing basses. Bad enough 9-11 turned our world up side down so you can’t phyiscally go through a single day with some sort of “security” presence sufficating you, now your freedoms are limited even in the con-cockbass-ed world of blog-o-sphering. I think I’m going to put a down payment on one of those gattlingun wielding battle droids from the matrix part tres. Sure I can’t afford it but, #1 when has that stopped anyone, and #2 what’s the difference? As long as there’s a “sign & shoot” sales event going on at the local dealership, I’ll foot part of the payment until Bernake bails me out too. Oh wait, I forgot, that’s only for big businesses that were suppossed to go out of business anyway and not to real live people who would actually need it for necessasities such as gatlingun battle droids to take out E-blog sentinels.
In the words of Melly B from S-balls: “whadda world, whadda world, whadda woooorld”

Lobsta comes wid’ da’ d*ck

April 1, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008


A blogging bladouw truly worthy of exploration on a most controversial but seeringly relevant topic. That being of course; dating. The HUNT, the chasing and grabbing (when allowed). Some cultures would dub it, “muy divertido” yet others would say its “very exciting”. Much like that analogy.. from either perspective it leads to a singular logically conclusion: Sh*t costs MONey! So what then are the rules of the game? The joust, if you will. Well, that’s just it. If you are successful it will have indeed been a joust with the male doing the poking & prodding, unless things get kinky. If unsuccessful however, your almighty bank account will lie in ruins. Smashed armor, broken shield, aching back, bruised side and all. A lofty spill off the horse of jolly kicks. Point being; if one takes a girl out, to a nice enough place – nothing snazzy, no one we know is an illuminati with more money than God, so we’re talking simple yet tasteful and chill, and your date orders an overtly expensive item* let’s sidebar here, by item it is meant ANYTHING on the menu, save for appetizers, that is particularly expensive, inclusive of drinks* it is a clear declaration by all that is sacred in the rules of tactical dating that your peepee will feel or be felt by body parts other than your own hands. And so it is written, Chapter 60 verse 9 in the book of Acts of Dating.


March 31, 2008

Friday, February 22, 2008

The Fed Reserve System = greatest scam of human history. I say that having just listened to hours and hours of presentations on what a scam the Fed Reserve is. Probably the most interesting was the presentation by Ed Griffin, author of “The Creature from Jekyll Island” I am in sheer, profound, shock and disgust over the granduer of this epic scam. The most troubling part of this horrific crime is of course, that it is actually TRUE and happenning as we live and breath. The Federal Rerserve System, a thing which we’ve been educated over the years to believe to be the guiding light of our entire national economy, the guardian, if you will is in fact nothing more than an elaborate, malicious burglar! Not much different from the very huggable HAM-burglar. Except the Fed is anything but lovable/huggable. Not even close, these bastards have flat-out stolen from the hard working American public to the tune of Trillions of dollars solely for thier own self interests.
How did this come to be? From a secret meeting circa 1910 on Jekyll Island, a beautiful winter gettaway for the super rich off of Georgia. There, under secret aliases, the most influential and wealthy minds of the day met. People like the Rothschilds, Rockafellers (no, not Jay-Z, he’s just a rapper whose economic vocabulary maxes out at “bling & mad chedda”), JP Morgan, Senator Aldrich, Vanderlip, and Warburg. And what did they meet to discuss? The usual: how to gain complete power over first the U.S. then the whole motha-blankin’ earth.
Yes, I know, the matrix was just a movie and this has got to be sheer baloney. Ok, so don’t believe it. In fact, from some perspectives its better and certainly easier if you don’t. Just continue to go blindly on your merry drunken way as I had my entire life up until this point. If you don’t mind paying them your money and being a sucker for life, that’s cool with them too. In fact, that’s exactly their plan. And plan they did.
Under the guise of the very bill meant to do exactly the opposite, i.e. break the money monopoly strong-hold, Aldrich expediently pushed through Congress, while most delegates were absent on Christmas break, the bill insituting the Fed Reserve. 1st the bill lifted the trade tarriffs which is part of what made our country prospser so quickly, then it instituted the federal income tax (how disgusting is that? Not only does the Fed charge huge sums of interest on money it invents out of thin air, but it also taxes us?) E, this one goes out to you: “tell me something Erik, what do you do…..” The facts are inrefutable. There is so much to go into its more than a blog its a bleepin’ revolution! It is the greatest crisis of the modern age.
I’m hardly scratching the surface here. So ok, now we now how its started but what has it done? Nothing major, only taken “our” economy off the gold standard and consequently plunged us into perma debt and instability. The question is greater than just what has the Fed Reserve done, remember, the Fed is a private company. So the real question is what have the powers that own the Fed done? The Bilderburgs, Rothschilds, Morgans, Rockafellers, etc. they have been behind all the catastrophic events of the 20th century. The Great Depression, every war, including the world wars. All for their personal profit and especially for Power and Control. Forget our presidents, they mean nothing, in fact Carter, Clinton, and others may well have even been elected because of them, just as Woodrow Wilson was before them. They are looking to control the entire earth. That is the ultimate game plan and its happenning. At least for now, the purpose of this blog entry is simply to get the word out. What to actually do about it… that comes next.
Here’s a link on same:

Apple Sauce vs. Mitt Romney for President

March 31, 2008

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

In the great Presidential race of 08′, several canidates remain. One in particular, of Mormon faith; Mitt Romney, although encouraged by the recent bailing of Rudy Guiliani, may do well to prepare himself against the onslaught of a dark horse canidate namely: apple sauce. The most significant problem this potential new comer to the presidential race would pose to Mitt would be the fact that it contains more truth and believe-ability in a single jar of itself then in the entirety of Mitt’s professed religion. To expound on this point, apple sauce does in fact, come from apples which of course comes from an apple tree, which not only is historically proven to have existed but in addition actually exists today. This, unlike even the most minuet shred of archeological evidence supporting the accounts of the alleged massive civilizations detailed in the Book of Mormon for which there is the big goose egg or rather, lack thereof. Furthermore, apple sauce contains approximately 90 grams of potassium per serving of itself which is greater than anything Mitt Romney could possibly contribute to our country as President simply because the guy either a) MUST be kidding (and let’s hope so, he’d make a great CB) or b) is clean OUT HIS MIND. If Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney does literally believe in Mormonism… can we then infer that, if elected President, we too will be Gods and Godesses of our own planets or is his ascension to the most powerful position on earth merely the fulfillment of his own personal faith journey? Lastly, if this is going to be THAT kind of presidential race; “I’ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”

Do U CB??